MacKenzie Hollister (Dork Diaries) [UPDATED]

Ugh, can you believe what those dorks are wearing today? Like, seriously! I mean, obviously everyone knows I'm going to win the fashion show. It's not even a competition when I'm involved. *flips hair* Whatever, I have better things to do.

Nikki comes from a long line of dorks! That brain dead mother of hers keeps blabbing about ‘poor little Nikki’ in spin class. So, my mom felt sorry for her. But, I don’t care if she gets infected with a flesh eating bacteria…I’m never being nice to her again!

Yes, people, I have arrived! I am the epitome of St. Paddy’s Day Perfection! Check out my dewy Celtic glow, and I’m not even Irish! Now, bow down before my green, glam, shamrock-glittered greatness, you wanna be pretenders! Toodles!

Hey, girly. Sup?

This is my store. Go back to Cheap Charlie’s Dollar Store, dork!

No! I mean yes. No, I’m not okay. Yes, I really want some company!

What are you looking at, dork?!

I always knew you were a big baby! Smile for the camera!

Um, they’re, um…

I want cheese! Take the pepperoni off, dork!