説明
Cow sees cow eat rich grass. Cow wants rich grass too. Cow has no idea what rich grass is. Cow just wants to stop chewing broke grass. So cow eats random grass and loses all its hay. Why does this happen? What is a stock? What is a stock market? And why are cows yelling "BUY THE DIP!" while standing in it? WHAT IS A STOCK? A grass stock is a little piece of a grass-growing business. Cow wants to start luxury grass farm. But cow is broke. So cow says: “You give me hay. I give you grass shares.” Other cows moo in agreement. Now they own part of cow’s grass dream. If grass farm grows, every cow eats better. If grass farm fails… all cows eat dirt. Buying grass stock = partial grass owner. Bonus: If farm makes profit, cows get free grass samples every season. This is called dividends. Or as cows call it: snack time. WHAT IS THE STOCK MARKET? Cows can’t trade stocks just by mooing into the wind. So they created the Udderstock Exchange. It’s where cows gather to trade grass stocks while wearing tiny reading glasses. Supply and demand does the magic. Grass price go up when cows want more. Grass price go down when cows panic and stampede out. Buy grass at 10 hay. Next day, another cow offers 15 hay. Moo. You rich. But if your grass turns out to be weeds? Price drop. Moo cry. BULL MARKET vs BEAR MARKET If cows are confident, and grass prices keep growing: it’s a bull market. If cows are nervous, hiding behind fences, and grass prices falling: bear market. Why bear? Who knows. Bears eat cows. Metaphor confusing. Still scary. Move on. WHY GRASS PRICES CHANGE? Reasons cows lose sleep: – Grass farm expands = price go up – Cow CEO says “we’re pivoting to moss” = price crash – Viral MooTok video says “GRASS TO THE MOON 🌝” = chaos – Government bans grazing = price evaporates Cows emotional. Cows react to vibes. Sometimes one bad udder report causes stampede. SHOULD COWS INVEST? Smart cow doesn’t eat all hay on one patch. Smart cow spreads hay across many grass farms. Herd of grass = safer. One meme-grass farm = danger zone. And if you invest based only on what Cowfluencer said on Instagram... You deserve to eat artificial turf. A stock is just a bite of someone else’s grass farm. The stock market is the pasture where cows buy and sell those bites. Grass go up, grass go down. Cow moo. But wise cows? They stay calm, chew slowly, and don’t eat grass just because it glows in the dark. Unless... you’re into that. Like video? Drop a haystack in the comments.